Condensed Internet-Forum Car-Buying Advise

Are you unsure what to get for your next car? Do you think you might ask what to get on a car forum you heard about? Don't bother. Here, courtesy of someone called JuniperMonkeys, is everything you are likely to read on an auto enthusiast forum, distilled into one easy-to-use flowchart.* Ready, set, go!

A few notes for the uninitiated:

• "E30" is BMW's internal code for the second-generation 3-series.
• "NA" when used with "Miata" means the first generation of that car.
• "Clown shoe" is a nickname applied to the BMW Z3 coupe, including its M version. See why?
• "GT3" refers to a very high-performance version of the Porsche 911.

* Plus, some kind of jellyfish/squid creature. Bonus!