Two brassiere stories hit the news sites today. That's right: two.
- First up: apparently a university in China is offering a degree in "bra studies". I'm sure there’s a joke in here somewhere, probably about how, in my day, studying bras was considered extracurricular, but I'm way too mature and dignified to make it.
- Next on the docket: a Japanese company will soon offer furry, heated bras.The idea is to reduce heating costs thus save the rain forest.As both a man and an environmentalist, I can’t help feeling a bit left out.
On the grounds of equal opportunity, I expect there to be two stories on boxers or briefs in the news tomorrow.
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