Monday, January 30, 2006

Ba-Na-Na, Bah-Nah-Nah

I recently learned that Alison doesn't like bananas. For years now, I've been saying things like, "I'm going to have a banana in my hot cereal. Do you want one?" And for years now, she's been saying things like, "No, thanks. I think I'll have cranberries." Somehow, I never noticed that, in 3.5 years, I've never actually seen her eat a banana, except possibly in smoothie form.

This makes me wonder, exactly whom am I marrying here? What kind of person doesn't like bananas? What other unjustifiable biases lie hidden in her psyche? I think this could be a deal-breaker.

1 comment:

  1. Eminently reasonable people who actually have teeth and, therefore, are capable of chewing their food rather than gumming it to death like overgrown infants do not like bananas. That's who!