You Creep Me Out, Dear

Those of you who are our friends in meatspace may be aware that Alison once considered a career in forensics. It's not surprising, therefore, that she often enjoys watching forensics-centric TV series, both fiction and nonfiction. Recently, this fascination has kicked up a notch. Alison usually gets home before I do, so I often come home to find her watching Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, or Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. All this talk of serial killers, rapists, and child molestors---oh my!---is making me question the worth of humanity. This could just be a deal-breaker.