Sunday, June 04, 2006

Ah, the Bachelor Lifestyle 2: Revenge of the Bachelor

Alison has gone out of town again, leaving me to my own devices. Apparently, "my own devices" means "bike, visit the bike shop, buy groceries, clean the house, work on the bikes, watch Family Guy on DVD, bike again, clean the house some more, 'forget' to mow the lawn, and blog."

5 comments:

  1. I'm living the bachelor life too right now. Tonight for dinner I had chicken wings, fried chicken and chocolate chip cookies; and no one could stop me

    MOO-HOO-HA HA HA HAAAAAA

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  2. Brian,

    With a laugh like that, you could be a Bond villian.

    Alison's back from Chicago now, so I have to wear clothes around the house and watch my language.

    M

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  3. Oh man, I spoke too soon. Someone should have stopped me. Now I feel like I'm going to puke.

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  4. If I were still a bachelor, I'd have to say something like, "Dude!"

    Since Alison's return and my own resulting return to responsibility, I must say something like, "See, that's what your boorish, bachelor behavior has brought you. You deserve to suffer."

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  5. Men...you're all pigs! Pigs, I say! You're just lucky you have us otherwise you'd be naked and covered in grease and melted ice cream at all times.

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