Wednesday, January 10, 2007

The Spork of the Gods

My new sister-in-law,* Ashley, gave me the this titanium spork for Christmas and/or my birthday. She somehow got the idea that I enjoy owning objects made from titanium; I can't imagine how that happened. Anyway, I'm now able to eat both liquids and solids with great ease and speed, thanks to the spork's 15-gram mass.

It's too bad I can't foon my spork, though. Alas.

* I'm still getting accostomed to having a sister-in-law. It's weird to use that phrase.

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